You Eco-Terrorists Can Suck It

Guess my MPG?

Today I got 28.9 miles per gallon. 28.9!

The EPA rates my car 22 city/29 highway. The newer adjusted rating is 19 city/27 highway. I’m better than the EPA.

I think it’s because lately I’m sleeping later, causing me to leave later, which means I face less traffic, meaning I get to go 70+ miles per hour all the way to work.

So what can you take from this? I drive a 4600lb SUV and it’s possible for me to get 28.9mpg. Toyota is obviously using black magic. It’s the only explanation. My RAV4 obviously doesn’t use gas. I’m guessing- drowned kitties.

Amazing!

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