every word of it.

Let’s see what’s going on with Wallop

That’s right, nothing.

Also I love this Textmate plugin, it’s the best thing that ever happened to the “blogging” world. Ever.

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Jarvis Cocker has moves. I would pay for moves like his.

Check it out,

I dare you to find a better music video released this year than Jarvis Cocker – Dont Let Him Waste Your Time

You missed it! I had my first official Office Christmas Party last week!

Surprisingly, it was at Medieval Times. You know Medieval Times right? It’s that place where you are magically transported to the High Middle Ages, where you feast and watch knights fight for your enjoyment. So yes, you aren’t alone, it IS a place you normally wouldn’t associate with a Christmas party. See, we had a choice of Dave & Buster’s or Medieval Times, and Medieval Times won.

And you know, it wasn’t that bad. Once you put aside feeling sorry for the people working there and wondering how such a place can stay open, and start yelling for your knight to kill the other knight, it’s pretty fun. Because really, who goes to Medieval Times? And anything involving horses has to be expensive. It doesn’t make cents.

If you’re asking, the whole thing is fixed. The Red and Yellow Knight always wins. A guy who’s been there before said it was the same exact story. I know you don’t go to Medieval Times expecting a dragon-themed “The Departed”, but a little variation would be nice. It really doesn’t matter though, since I doubt I’ll be returning. Once was enough.

Anyways, since this was a company Christmas party, there were door prizes. And of course I didn’t win. I would’ve liked to win the Xbox 360, but I’m cursed. I never win anything. It’s what happens when you win a Handspring Visor and aren’t there to claim it. The gods get snippy.

Anyways, here are some pictures other people took

NBC picked up 30 Rock for a full season. Thanks, America! You rock!