every word of it.

This post is dedicated to Michael Richards. Everyone thinks they’re better than you. But guess what, they’re not.

Wasn’t 30 Rock amazing last week? I laughed so hard, there was a point I couldn’t breathe.

But you wouldn’t know about that, would you? You didn’t watch. The ratings just keep on getting worse. America!, watch 30 Rock. It’s the best new show this season!

I’ve decided 30 Rock is pretty great. You know, it’s the 2nd best comedy on television today. The 1st is of course, How I Met Your Mother. But sadly, 30 Rock isn’t doing so well. So, I’ve decided to save it. I’ve decided to save it by making this 19 second clip. This 19 second clip of jocularity.

I voted today. You can tell by the sticker on the side of my case. It was a tough decision, choosing between Kinky Friedman and Chris Bell. But in the end I went with Chris Bell. He just has more of a shot. May Kinky forgive me.