I can hear everything

If you haven’t had your ears suctioned, stop this minute and head to your local otolaryngologist and have it done. It was an amazing experience. He used his Suck-O-Matic 3000 and sucked up all the ear wax that was making me deaf in my left ear. When the wax was clear, it felt like I was back on top. As cheesy as that sounds. Cause, being slighly deaf slightly sucks. I really had to work and position myself so my right side was closer to people talking. And asking people to repeat themselves, that’s what old people do, not me.

But you know, the one down side to having awesome hearing again, my desktop pc has gotten super loud.

One Response to “I can hear everything”

  1. Long Says:

    I could have performed the same operation with a straw and for half the price

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